Slutty, Sluttier, Sluttiest

Careful now!  Don't stand in judgment, it's not our place.  We all have a friend or family member that's a slut, and if you don't know any - then, you're probably the slut.  This post is dedicated to my female friends.  Though, I'm certain a few men may appreciate the post.

Urban Dictionary: Slut
"Someone who provides a very needed service for the community and sleeps with everyone, even the guy that has no shot at getting laid and everyone knows it. She will give him a sympathy fuck either because someone asked her to or she just has to fuck everyone she knows. These are great people, and without them sex crimes would definitely increase. Thank you slut, where ever you are."

*A derogatory term. 
*Refers to a sexually promiscuous person, usually female. 
*One who engages in sexual activity with a large number of persons, occasionally simultaneously. 
*Also refers to one who engages in sexual activity outside of a long-term relationship within the duration of said relationship.
*These sexual activities include but are not limited to: passionate kissing, manual stimulation of genitalia and/or breasts in the case of a female; oral stimulation of these parts; sexual intercourse.
*In some cases, used to refer to a woman who is wearing "skimpy" or tasteless clothing.
*Less commonly, used as a derogatory term by one female for another during periods of conflict.
*Synonyms: whore, tramp. Derivations: slutty (adj.), sluttier/sluttiest (superlatives). Related *Adjectives: easy; immoral; loose; cheap.

 

Could Urban Dictionary be wrong?  UHM.  No, it's pretty dead on.  And for those of you feeling superior because your moral compass won't allow you to befriend or love the slut - stop reading, now.  You're not going to enjoy this post.  Right, wrong or indifferent - she is providing a service.  Sadly, she will be called names behind her back, it will be her body that takes a toll from all the promiscuity.  But think of it this way, she's helping her fellow men.  She's granting sympathy sex for those, who might never get any, any other way.  She's released you from a miserable night, all because she went home with you without thinking twice.  Thankfully, she won't become attached and reach out to you - no worries about a stage 5 creeper or clinger.  So detached, so perfect!  She's just so thoughtful.  She's just so willing to please everybody else.  Now quit your slut-shaming!!! 

 

There are stigma's attached...  You've decided the slut is less intelligent, less mentally sound, less competent, her health or hygiene may be in question - all because her promiscuity has led you here.  Make no mistake, she knows what she's doing.  In fact, she may even be superior in her level of intelligence, she's just far less manipulative than other females less slutty.  Oh and definitely more sexual in nature.  Chances are you don't have to wine and dine her.  You won't have to wait until the third date to try and kiss her.

 

Here's where I may lose my male readership.  The sexual double standard has been studied for decades.  Yes, there's scientific proof that the male slut is revered and often thought to be the 'Alpha' male.  While the female slut is well, she's a slut.  Someone less competent, someone that's been around and still working the circle.  I don't care much for the sexual double standard, but in truth, I also don't really care.  I don't see how the male slut could be the alpha male, but I  personally concur it's a far more tragic thought to be a female slut.  Just a whole lot more going on, besides choosing to be promiscuous.  Anatomically speaking, a whole lot more going on and the upkeep, oh my!

 

I liked this theory; females are less likely to accept casual sex because women have less ova than males have sperm.  Shocking!  It made sense to me, and then it didn't.  It seemed a bit trite.  "There were only two of the proven double standards the researchers identified through studies. The concept of slut-shaming women for having casual sex in a society where promiscuous sexual behavior is only acceptable for men is not a theory – it’s a state of mind that has led to a culture of unsafe sexuality."

A woman wanting safe casual consensual and pleasurable sex should be something embraced.  Not every girl wants to be a good girl and/or morally or sexually circumspect.  And sometimes, good girls don't always stay on the path of righteousness.  In an age where our society boasts of being a part of the biggest Sexual Revolution, you'd think people were a little less capricious and a little more subjective.  Our liberal society will have you think they are so open minded, are they? 

 

It may not be my lifestyle choice and I don't care if any of my girlfriends want to be or are a slut.  If you want to be a slut, slut away.  Just protect yourself and the people you engage in intimate acts with.  Love yourself and show some slut pride.  No I'm not picking at you.  I'm definitely not patronizing either, I'm quite serious.  I love my slutty girlfriends.  And even my slutty guy friends.  They're not afraid to be who they are and it's their life, their journey, their choice. 

 

Shaking it up and breaking the monotony the only way I know how...

 

~the Science Behind Being a Slut. by: Laura Slavin